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CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.

CampCraft: Indigenous Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, camp opportunities, campcraft, Caucasian, children’s files, colleagues, Conflict, fair, Guidelines, homeless shelter, indigenous, Indigenous families, Indigenous organization, Minecraft, Partnership, Partnerships, priority, Race, racism, scholarship, Server, Siblings, social worker, summer camp, white child

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spark joy in your virtual life? Look no further, because our server is like a children’s museum…but on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Votes:	6092	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

CraftyCashGrab

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, designer brands, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialistic culture, overpriced products, retail therapy, retail trends, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

FrozenFundsFTW

blinken, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign policy, frozen funds, FrozenFundsFTW, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestinian authority, Palestinian funds, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political pressure, US Secretary of State, US-Israel relations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!