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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Animals Bred:	140

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	3554
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Emeralds Found:	2148

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	5497

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	294
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Animals Bred:	180
New Chunks Explored:	966032	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!