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Cosmic Build Book – Crafty Cosmos
u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride unicorns and fly on giant chickens, bro. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds just by farting. also, we have a pet dragon that will roast ur enemies for u. join now and become the master of the universe in dis crazy world where pigs can talk and trees can dance. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
Bitter Minecraft SMP Life
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some laughs along the way? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP!Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that tell dad jokes. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself singing “Dieses Leben schmeckt so bitter” as you build your epic base and conquer the land!
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Save Mannheim Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, fear not, because Wallah Krise is here to save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like the flying pigicorn and the explosive sheep! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in all of Minecraft, Mount Pixelated Doom, where the air is so thin that you might just start hallucinating.
So why wait? Join Wallah Krise today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky ninja creepers and the mischievous Endermen who love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. See you in the pixelated world of madness and mayhem!
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GrossCraftIncident
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.
But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out! -
CraftyUkraineEU
so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss! -
Avalon
Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:
Information Links Server Trailer Watch Here TikTok Visit Here Server IP defend.avalon.today Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?
Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.
Features:
- Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
- NPC-based Questing
- Keep Inventory enabled
- 14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
- Dungeons
- Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
- Custom Armor & Weapons
- Custom Crafting
- Co-operative Towny environment
- Silk Touch Spawners
- Crates, Voting, Banking
- Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
- Global Market system and Auctions
Server Rules:
- No griefing or stealing
- No scamming
- Be respectful
- Be ethical
- Use common sense
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Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!
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LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!
And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.
So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyRetailReddits
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!