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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4713 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8852 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2076 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!
Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.
So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!