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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8914 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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