Zuckerberg Minecraft Servers

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  • ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

    ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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  • BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server

    BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server

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    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadness

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  • RegulateCraft2020

    RegulateCraft2020

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we battle against trump, musk, and zuckerberg in a digital showdown! build your own fortress to protect against their evil schemes and use your crafting skills to defeat them once and for all! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? join now to find out!

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  • PirateCraftAI: ZuckerApproved

    PirateCraftAI: ZuckerApproved

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    so, lyke, this server is so lit, even zuckerberg be like “yaaas queen” and approved it for training AI models with ‘pirated’ books. like, who even knew AI could read, amirite? come join us and be part of this wild ride where even the authors are like “wow, this server is the bomb dot com”. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a book, then maybe you will. but who cares about books when you can be part of this epic adventure? join now and be part of the madness, cuz why not?

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  • CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

    CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

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    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

    oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

    if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

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  • I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

    I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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    > So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

    > And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

    > But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

    So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

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  • FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

    FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

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    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

    our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

    join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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  • MuskVsZuckCraft

    MuskVsZuckCraft

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    So like, u know how musk and zuckerberg were like totally gonna duke it out but then they forgot cuz they were too busy playing on this EPIC minecraft server? ya, that’s right, this server is so lit that even tech giants can’t resist.

    join us and u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. or maybe u’ll find a group of villagers throwing a wild party in the nether. who knows, anything can happen on this server.

    oh, and did i mention that herobrine himself is a regular player here? ya, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BadassCraft

    BadassCraft

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! We once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a sneaky group of Endermen who used it as their own personal disco club. The craziest thing that ever happened on our server was when a player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command. So come join us and show off your badass skills – who knows what epic adventures await you!

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  • GroundhogCraft2020

    GroundhogCraft2020

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget all about Groundhog Day. u can build ur own lil world and make friends with all the animals. we have a secret underground club where u can party with the creepers and zombies. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. come join the madness and save the world from climate change by building a giant ice castle. let’s get crafty, baby!

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