Zuck Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	7340
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

airstrike, Conflict, control station, counterterrorism efforts, destroy, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, rebel group, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, security threat, targeted attack, united states, us forces, wipeout, Yemen, YemeniCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	203133
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

FantasyCraft – Hololive 3rd Gen Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7139
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.

But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

#youtube, BLOCK, Community, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, feh, feh-timeline, fehstatsim, fire emblem, fire emblem heroes, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile game, New Trailer, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Updates

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!

UglyMiningCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4352	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!