Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	7897
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	4046
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	20

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Love Letters Sent:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6734
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6628
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	1479
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	3976
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4584
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

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