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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5238 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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