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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	2983
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crops Grown:	4121	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	6387	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!