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R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5595	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Animals Bred:	59	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	14

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	3158
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Emeralds Found:	6526
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5142
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.