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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1810 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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