Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

linux, Apple, High IQ, Distros, Minecraft

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

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2TMC: Where Adults Play & Hermitcraft Vibes Await! Join Now & Avoid the Zoomies!

amp, Armored Elytra, AFKDisplay, AVOID, craftable coral blocks 3×3

Server Name: 2TMC

Server Type: SMP (Survival Multiplayer)

Age Requirement: 21+

Server Location: NA (North America)

Discord Required: Yes

YouTube/Streamer Friendly: Yes

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: What kind of mods do you have on the server?

A: We have data packs and fabric mods that enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 21 years old and above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of server rules that include being respectful, no griefing, English-only chat, non-destructive pranks, and more. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: If you’re interested in joining, please fill out the application form linked above in the descriptions.

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WheelieCraft Minecraft Server

insensitive comment, Apologize.., dick, Server, joking around

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering players with massive forearms, just like the guy in the grocery store! But be careful, complimenting their forearms might not always end well, so watch out for any offended spouses rolling your way.

Apologize for your unintentional insults and dive into a world where anything can happen, even awkward encounters in a virtual grocery store. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of unexpected interactions and hilarious misunderstandings!

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BridalBlockParty

CONSERVATIVE, dress, get ready pictures, vision, Bridesmaid

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride doesn’t get exactly what she wants? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding planning drama!

Picture this: you’re the bride, planning your dream wedding with your distant bridesmaid who just can’t seem to get on board with your vision. She’s helping more than your own wedding planner, but she just can’t seem to understand your urgency for perfection.

But wait, there’s more! Your future mother-in-law is causing chaos by refusing to wear the right color, and your best friend and maid of honor is too busy to deal with your wedding woes. And don’t even get us started on the pet sitter drama for your overseas honeymoon.

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing bridesmaid dresses, dealing with tattoo cover-ups, and managing the ultimate bridal party meltdown. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on down and join the chaos – because in the world of weddings, it’s all about getting exactly what you want, no matter the cost.

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Creeper’s Corner: The Unspoken Truths

overlooked issues, Corner, taboo topics, obscured realities, CREEPERS

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone pretends everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the darkest realities that nobody talks about!

Join us as we uncover the conspiracy of creepers being government spies, mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati mobs, and build secret underground bunkers to hide from the zombie apocalypse that’s definitely coming.

With our community of players who aren’t afraid to face the truth, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s uncover the darkest secrets of the Minecraft world together!

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Fico’s Pixel Party Minecraft Server

grassroots, Government, Minecraft, Political unrest, Ficos

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Slovakia is protesting over it! That’s right, over 50 cities are rallying against the pro-Russian policies of the Prime Minister because they’re too busy playing on our server!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so wild, it’s causing political unrest in real life! Who needs boring old politics when you can join our crazy Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the revolution! Just make sure you bring your A-game because things get wild on this server! Let’s show Slovakia what real gaming is all about!

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Trulymine 1.16.5 – 1.21.4 server minecraft

PvP, Vanilla, Privat, Weddings, Hardcore

Description of server jump 10 blocks on parking and get 10 keys donatHacking Administration /FreeAdmin TrulyBuy a cheap donat for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights![Владелец] /OP + PEX (access to any privat)https://trulymine.ru/

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Server Name:	2TMC
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement:	21+
Server Location:	NA (North America)
Discord Required:	Yes
YouTube/Streamer Friendly:	Yes

Shattered Infinity SMP

Magic, Infinity, Factions, alliances, Supernatural

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Server Type	Modded Medieval PVP
Theme	Hunters vs. Vampires
Features	PVP-Focused Gameplay, Brutal Nights, Kingdoms & Alliances, Custom Modded Experience

What Awaits You?

🦇 Hunters vs. Vampires – Pick your side and engage in all-out war.
⚔️ PVP-Focused Gameplay – Challenge rival factions, raid enemy strongholds, and prove your strength in combat.
🌌 Brutal Nights – Survive aggressive mobs, enemy players, and the lurking dangers of the night.
🏰 Kingdoms & Alliances – Build fortified bases and lead your side to victory.
🔮 Custom Modded Experience – Unique abilities and powerful artifacts to discover.

🔥 Join the Fight Now! Whether you’re a lone warrior or ready to form a faction, there’s a place for you on Shattered Infinity SMP. The war has already begun—where do you stand?

Join the discord server for more information.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server as a solo player?	Yes, players can join as solo warriors or choose to join factions.
How do I pick a side between Hunters and Vampires?	Upon joining, players will be given the choice to align with either Hunters or Vampires.
Is PVP mandatory on the server?	PVP is a core component of the gameplay, but players can choose their level of involvement in PVP activities.
Are there hidden secrets or quests in the world?	Yes, the server is filled with secrets, quests, and unique artifacts waiting to be discovered.

Basement Brown Boys 1.20.6

Imprisonment, Ethics, 1.20.6, tolerance, hypothetical choices

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got all the brown boys you could ever want in your virtual basement! And guess what? You get to choose which one you want to keep down there with you! It’s like a twisted game of human Pokemon, but with brown boys! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start collecting your basement buddies!

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GrandmaCraft Minecraft Server

personal attacks, relationships, jokes, Gathering, social dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up rage in a virtual world? Join our server for a chance to take revenge on all those who have wronged you, just like the OP did to Sasha! Build a fortress to protect yourself from those who try to insult your virtual grandma, and let the insults fly like arrows in a PvP battle. Don’t hold back, let it all out in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: What kind of mods do you have on the server?

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 21?

Q: Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

What Awaits You?

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)