Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4940	Votes:	7252
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

2TMC: Where Adults Play & Hermitcraft Vibes Await! Join Now & Avoid the Zoomies!

2TMC, Adults, AFKDisplay, amp, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, AVOID, Await, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, hermitcraft, Join, Play, Semi Vanilla, VIBES, Zoomies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	714	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server Name:	2TMC
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement:	21+
Server Location:	NA (North America)
Discord Required:	Yes
YouTube/Streamer Friendly:	Yes

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: What kind of mods do you have on the server?

A: We have data packs and fabric mods that enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 21 years old and above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of server rules that include being respectful, no griefing, English-only chat, non-destructive pranks, and more. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: If you’re interested in joining, please fill out the application form linked above in the descriptions.

Hide and Seek League: Where finding a virtual block is more rewarding than a real job

#youtube, application, BLOCK, channel, Discord, finding, form, Friends, Fun, gift cards, Hide, invite, Job, Join, League, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, posted, real, Recorded, rest of your day, rewarding, Seek, Server, Teams, tryouts, virtual, youtube channel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hide and Seek League Minecraft Server

Overview

Duration	Month of July
Teams	8 teams
Players per Team	3 players
Prize	$50 gift cards per player on winning team

FAQ

Q: When are the tryouts?

A: Tryouts are scheduled for Monday and Tuesday.

Q: How can I apply?

A: You can fill out the tryout form at https://forms.gle/TaXo3X8xCvQQZrB19

Q: How can I join the Discord?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/zrR4T7RGzj

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Average, average r9k foid, foid, Minecraft, PixelPals, r9k, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further, because our server is exclusively for the average r9k foid! Why join? Because we have diamond armor made out of rare Pepe memes, enchanted swords that can banish Chads with a single hit, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the tendies and Mountain Dew. Plus, our community is filled with fellow fembots who understand the struggles of being a rare and elusive creature in the Minecraft world. So come join us and experience a world where the only rule is to REEEElax and have a good time!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, black men, Board, cocks, CockyCraft, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, fetish, Humiliation, idiot, interracial, kink, Minecraft, narrative, ocession, power dynamic, race play, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, Superiority, taboo

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1618
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

SisBdayDinnerNoGo Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, family acceptance, family bonds, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family gatherings, family love, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, feeling excluded, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisBdayDinnerNoGo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	6245
Players Killed by Monsters:	1546	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	4504

Looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s half siblings, our server is full of drama and awkward family dynamics. Join us for a birthday dinner where you may or may not be invited, just like this player’s experience. Don’t worry, we promise to send you birthday and Christmas cards every year, but we won’t reply to your messages because that’s just how we roll. So come join us for a dysfunctional family experience like no other! Remember, we may not love you, but we’ll tolerate your presence to keep the server running smoothly. See you there!

Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition

apartment building, Boundaries, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, Etiquette, expensive internet package, financial situation, internet speeds, neighbor, Password, Permission, privacy, resolution, sharing, Technology, Upset, Wars, wi-fi, WiFi

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5979	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors mooching off your Wi-Fi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Wi-Fi-sharing policy! Join us and never worry about your internet speeds slowing down because of some sneaky neighbor again.

Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, Generosity, Investment, life changing, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, Server, unexpected gift, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	1050	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true and money literally falls from the sky! Join us and experience the thrill of finding random piles of cash scattered throughout the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

academic standards, BIBLE, classroom instruction, controversy, curriculum, debate, Edition, education, Ethics, FAITH, Holycraft, Moral values, Oklahoma, public schools, Religion, religious beliefs, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, state superintendent, Ten Commandments, traditional values

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1273
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!

CrazyCraftersUnited

BELIEF, confusion, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, doubt, Identity, ILLUSION, introspection, mental health, Perception, perspective, Questioning, Reality, sanity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-doubt, self-perception, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.

we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.

Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20

apply, Asia, Builder, Chill, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, Exploration, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, mellow, multiplayer, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Technical, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/xapros-smp-where-even-the-cows-party-harder-than-the-players-1-21-fun-with-events/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What kind of server is this?

This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.

2. Are there any specific features on the server?

There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

3. What are the server rules?

The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.

4. What time zone are the server events based on?

The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.

5. How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks

Anime, best girl, blocks, chitoge, comedy, dodged a bullet, high school, Kosaki, love, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, NiseCraft, nisekoi, not ending up, Onodera, Raku, relationships, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, Tsugumi

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3545
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.

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