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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9826
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

2TMC: Where Adults Play & Hermitcraft Vibes Await! Join Now & Avoid the Zoomies!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Potions Brewed:	68
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Server Name:	2TMC
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement:	21+
Server Location:	NA (North America)
Discord Required:	Yes
YouTube/Streamer Friendly:	Yes

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: What kind of mods do you have on the server?

A: We have data packs and fabric mods that enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 21 years old and above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of server rules that include being respectful, no griefing, English-only chat, non-destructive pranks, and more. You can find the full list above in the descriptions.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: If you’re interested in joining, please fill out the application form linked above in the descriptions.

Welp, Raw Minecraft SMP fucking Minecraft SMP sucked

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

ReunionRage: NoWifeAllowed

antidepressants, children, Communication, Delivery, depression, Event, family, Friends, health issues, hospitalization, ISOLATION, NoWifeAllowed, relationship, reunion, ReunionRage, socializing, Stroke, Support, Therapy, Trauma, weekend, Wife

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of your wife turning every conversation into a dramatic saga about her health issues? Do you want to escape the never-ending loop of hospital stories and family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a weekend of fun and adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive against the creepers and zombies. Leave behind the constant reminders of heart surgeries and medical procedures, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds.

Escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time with friends. So leave your wife at home, grab your pickaxe, and join us for a reunion like no other. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyGamerGals: Spying on Taliban

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

lol come join our minecraft server where the taliban hires female spies to catch women breaking harsh new laws! if you think you can outsmart these sneaky spies and survive in a world where anything goes, then this server is for you! build secret hideouts, form alliances, and watch out for those undercover agents who will stop at nothing to enforce the rules. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Vampyro111 is a mysterious and enigmatic individual known for their deep interest in all things dark and supernatural. With a passion for gothic literature, horror movies, and black magic, Vampyro111 has cultivated a unique persona that sets them apart from the mainstream. Their online presence is shrouded in mystery, with a dedicated following of fans who are drawn to their dark aesthetic and intriguing content. In their spare time, Vampyro111 enjoys exploring abandoned buildings, practicing witchcraft, and delving into the occult.

Sano City

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Sano City is created in 2024, mainly focus on building a fictional city in minecraft. You can visit the buildings that we built in this server. All names and flags in this server is fictional, any similarity is purely coincidental. TO JOIN SERVER, YOU MUST TYPE THE SERVER IP WITH THE PORT!

sanocity.hopto.org:6

SoulCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, but in a good way!

Explore our world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few secret portals to other dimensions (or just a really cool cave system, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted diamond sword that can turn your enemies into chickens (literally, it’s hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoyfriendBlastedParents

aita, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlastedParents, Cancer, Circumstances, family, Florida, Grandfather, Hospital, introduction, Labor Day weekend, Maryland, NY, parents, road trip, sad, School, stress, trip, uncle, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	341415
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of meeting your virtual boyfriend’s parents, who may or may not be furious at your in-game family for not taking 10 minutes out of their schedule to say hi. 2. Build your own virtual bedroom and never leave it, just like the stressed-out father in this tale. 3. Explore the world of Minecraft while navigating the delicate balance of family relationships and drama.

So come on down to our server and let’s build some virtual bridges while we navigate through the chaos of family dynamics. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-care, self-criticism, self-destructive thoughts, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-sabotage, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	1724
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates content ranging from video game commentary to comedic skits and reviews. His unique style has garnered a large following, with millions of subscribers across his various social media platforms. Penguinz0 is highly regarded for his honest and unfiltered commentary on a wide range of topics, making him a favorite among fans of online comedy.