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ZoomerThrob Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit that even Zoomers can’t resist splurging and throbbing uncontrollably to it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – they’re so hot, they make Steve look like he’s melting! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Spike Protein Peptide Pals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5695	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo listen up, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists from Tokyo and Osaka creating magic peptides that can stop COVID-19 in its tracks! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, come join us and fight off the virus with science! Who needs a pickaxe when you can have a peptide that binds to spike proteins like a boss? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle against COVID-19 in the Minecraft universe! Let’s show that virus who’s boss, one block at a time!

Finalwind

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Finalwind Server Overview

Description
Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long does it take to obtain custom armor and weapons?	Some custom armor and weapons are very hard to obtain and provide a considerable advantage in PvP. It can take time and effort to acquire them.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. The server aims to retain the skill required for engaging in player vs player combat.
What version of Minecraft is Finalwind running on?	Finalwind is running on version 1.21.4.
How can I join the server?	You can join Finalwind at play.finalwindserver.com.
Is there a Discord server for Finalwind?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.finalwindserver.com.

Watch our trailer here.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are straight up party animals. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies attempting the worm. It’s like a monster mash-up disco party up in here!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We once had a player create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece of derpiness, let me tell you.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned, come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wackiness awaits you next!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of divorce and job relocations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about real-life responsibilities.

Join us and build a virtual support system with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and divorce. Need a break from the chaos? Take a virtual vacation to our pixelated paradise and let your creativity run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that supports your decision to stay in Texas during a divorce, even if it means taking a financial hit? Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual kingdom?

CraftyWeddingFauxPas

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most unexpected characters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wedding planner shows up and starts coordinating your every move. But wait, there’s more! One of the assistants turns out to be a secret admirer who goes to extreme lengths to find your friends and ask them out on a date. Talk about dedication!

Join our server for a chance to witness love, drama, and a whole lot of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what kind of surprises await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. Just remember, love is in the air…and so are creepers!

Democraft2020

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Animals Bred:	129
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

FrenchWifeMCServer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Items Found:	6466	Animals Bred:	101
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Language Land

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

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CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!