Zoomer For Sale – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, EcoCraft, electric car adoption, electric car charging, electric car incentives, electric car infrastructure, electric car market., electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environment, Fossil Fuels, gas cars, green technology, norway, renewable energy, Roads, Shocking.., Transportation

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. like, imagine a world where, like, there are more electric cars than gas cars on Norway’s roads. that’s, like, the vibe we’re going for here.

join us for a wild ride through a land of pixelated madness, where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. we’ve got flying pigs, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw raves.

so, like, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is gonna blow your mind, dude. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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Rare Peacock Sighting Server

Animal Behavior, avian beauty, Biodiversity, colorful birds, conservation, disbelief, discovery, exotic birds, feathers, mainstream science, Nature, ornithology, PEACOCK, peacocks, rare, Rare animals, Rare species, Server, sighting, sightings, skepticism, tail feathers, wildlife, zoology

come join our epic minecraft server where peacocks roam free and rule the land with their majestic tail feathers! it’s like jurassic park but with birds instead of dinosaurs. you never know when a peacock will swoop down and steal your diamonds, so watch out! but don’t worry, our expert peacock trainers are here to keep them in line (most of the time).

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless masterminds. join us and help stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (not really, but they do taste pretty good). so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience!

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EchoSmp

Adventure, armor, Bosses, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, Dimensions, Dungeons, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, gameplay progression, Loot drops, mobs, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

Welcome to Echo SMP – The Trims Survival Server! Dive into Echo SMP and experience a fully transformed survival journey packed with exciting features: > Overhauled Dimensions: Explore redesigned Overworld, Nether, and End with new biomes and structures. > Armor Trim System: Gain unique abilities through exclusive armor trims only available to you. > Tougher Mobs & Bosses:* Face rebalanced enemies and bosses for greater challenges and rewards. > New Tools & Armor:* Discover powerful new tools and a rare, epic armor set. > Revamped Structures:* Explore enhanced dungeons, castles, and hidden locations with richer rewards. > Enchantment System Overhaul: Unlock strategic, powerful enchantments for deeper customization. > New Resource Gathering Mechanics: Obtain materials in a more engaging and challenging way. > Harder Survival: Experience a more difficult gameplay progression that keeps you on your toes. > Exclusive Loot Drops: Collect rare items and resources from newly revamped bosses. > Dynamic PvP: Use new mechanics and abilities for exciting and strategic PvP battles. Ready for an epic challenge? Join Echo SMP today!

echosmp.store

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at0mic-network

Adventure, Atomic Network, Community, Duels, duo duels, Economy, Elo, Events, feature-packed, Jobs, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, quads duels, Ranks, Server, Shops, solo duels, Survival, trio duels

Survival and Duels server! Join us on a survival and PVP adventure on our feature-packed server including: – Economy – Shops – Jobs – Ranks – Duels (solo, duo, trio, quads; with unranked and ranked ELO options) – & so much more!

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🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

Adventure, Auctions, Beach, bedrock, building, Claims, Code, Community, Discord, Exploration, Glimmer, Homes, java, Land, mmorpg, multiplayer, sailing, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Semiprecious, Shops, Shores, sunscreen, Survival, Vanillaest, Version

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Claims System 🏝️
	Shops Plugin 🏪
	Auctions 🎯
	Homes Feature 🏠
Java IP	Glimmershores.net
Bedrock IP	Glimmershores.net:19132
Version	1.21

Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️

Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I claim land on the server?	Use the /claim command to define your area.
Can I create my own shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin.
Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores?	PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas.
How do I teleport to my home?	Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location.
Can I participate in server auctions?	Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions.

Mad Builder Minecraft Server

#youtube, Architecture, Builder, building, challenge, construction, Crafting, creativity, design, digital art, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, imagination, innovation, inspiration, mad, Minecraft, sandbox game, Server, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your epic building skills and flex on all your friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even construct a giant statue of yourself riding a unicorn (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate master builder in a world where the only rule is to have fun!

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Life-Changing TV Characters Minecraft SMP

Breaking Bad, character actions, character decisions, Character development, character growth, character impact, character influence, character moments, character quotes, character transformation, Characters, fictional characters, influential characters, inspirational characters, life-changing characters, Lifechanging, memorable characters, Minecraft, no half measures, smp, TV characters, TV show characters, Walter White

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama and plot twists than a soap opera! Join us and you’ll be on the edge of your seat as alliances are formed, betrayals happen, and friendships are tested.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “No Half Measures.” Legend has it that this player never does anything halfway and always goes all in, whether it’s building epic structures or battling mobs. Join our server and you might just have the chance to team up with this mysterious figure and learn their ways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself. No half measures, remember?

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TipJarThiefHusbandAITA

Apologize.., Apology, Confrontation, crossed the line, disbelief, Friend, homeless woman, husband, idiot, ignoring, JOKE, Purse, regret, Scene, Sidewalk, Sorry., spend, stealing, tip jar, TipJarThiefHusbandAITA, Yelling

Are you tired of dealing with insensitive husbands who think stealing from homeless people is a joke? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever pull a stunt like that! Our community is filled with generous players who would never even think of such a ridiculous act. Plus, we have virtual tip jars that are always filled with diamonds, not spare change. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

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CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPrisonerSwap, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace agreement, political prisoners, PoWs, prisoner deal, prisoner exchange, russia, Server, Swap, Ukraine, war captives

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine swap 103 pows in a wild prisoner deal! why join? because our server is so lit, even world leaders are playing on it! build your own prison and trade pows with other players for resources and power. who needs diamonds when you have prisoners, amirite? come join the chaos and see who will be the ultimate pow trader on our server!

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