Zoomer Minecraft Servers

Zoomer Minecraft Servers

  • Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

    Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6272
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

    Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3197
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Potions Brewed: 89 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

    Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

    Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

    ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5058
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

    Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

    Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

    Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

    Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Are Zoomer Actresses So Small? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Zoomer Actresses So Small? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7418
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ores Mined: 9330
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Star Shards Collected: 223
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the zoomer actresses are so small because they’ve been shrunk down by a mischievous group of Endermen who have a weird obsession with Hollywood!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden disco ball in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Llama King himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with tiny actresses, dancing llamas, and disco ball wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Gamers Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Gamers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Crops Grown: 4345 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6763
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and zoomers out there!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by Arisu from the idolmaster game, who knows the whole skibidi toilet lore inside and out. She’s not just any vidya girl, she’s a legend in the Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant floating island made entirely out of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy. Everywhere.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 7338
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

    Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

    But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 553
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 6786 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Crops Grown: 9036
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8866
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4479
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Votes: 9914
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5278
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4459 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Votes: 2853 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 747

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Europe Gaming MineCraft

    Europe Gaming MineCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

    108.60.192.182

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Utterlicious

    Utterlicious
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3716
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

    We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

    utterlicious.mcpro.co

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReitCraft

    ReitCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9236
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Dragon Eggs Found: 7950
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Runes Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

    69.175.28.252

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  • Kism3t

    Kism3t
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2876
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

    Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

    mc.kism3t.uk

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  • Infinite Heights

    Infinite Heights
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3069
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2595 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.ih-mc.com

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  • KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9805
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ores Mined: 1532
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 6363
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

    play.kickaxecraft.com

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  • EmpireCraft

    EmpireCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2605
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

    server.empirecraft.lv

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShallWeCraft

    ShallWeCraft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1786
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7007 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchantments Applied: 182
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

    mc.shallwecraft.com

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  • Creationation

    Creationation
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4295
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ores Mined: 3832 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creationation

    Creationation.eu

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  • Jingos Minecraft Server Network

    Jingos Minecraft Server Network
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9572
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

    Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

    Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

    towny.jingomcs.com

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