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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
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