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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3087 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!