zoom jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RaceCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RaceCraft, Server

Are you tired of building and mining all day in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we host the most epic racing games you’ve ever seen! Race your friends through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, exploding creepers, and even flying pigs! The winner gets a diamond horse armor and bragging rights for eternity. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve raced a chicken on a minecart track while being chased by a pack of wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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ParalympicGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

athletes, bronze medal, Competition, courage, determination, disability, gold medal, Inclusivity, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, para-athletes, ParalympicGamer69, Paralympics, perseverance, silver medal, smp, sports, strength, summer games, Support, Tokyo 2020, triumph

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.

So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).

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CraftyDecisions SMP

achieving dreams, best decision, Confidence, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Positive Change, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, success, Taking Risks

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. Turns out, it was a gift from the server’s magical diamond fairy who randomly drops precious items for lucky players. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden hot tub party where all the mobs gather to relax and unwind. So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the best decision of your gaming life!

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BlockyCircumcisionConsent

adult decision-making, BlockyCircumcisionConsent, bodily autonomy, circumcision debate, consent, controversial topic, cultural tradition, ethical considerations, Ethics, genital mutilation, health benefits, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, legal adult, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, parental rights, personal choice, religious practice, surgical procedure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

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ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop

#Arabic language, ArabianCraft, Arabic countries, Arabic writing, Communication, cultural communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, directional reading, Flipflop, greater than, Interpretation, Language, language interpretation, less than, linguistic differences, MIDDLE EAST, opposite meaning, reading directions, symbols, symbols in Arabic, Writing

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR MINE DIAMONDS WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!

ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚

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BirdsNestCultureCraft

Animal Behavior, architectural traditions, avian, Birds, BirdsNestCultureCraft, building, Community, Cooperative, Craftsmanship, culture, design, ecology, Environment, habitat, Nature, nests, ornithology, Structures, teamwork, weaver birds, wildlife

come join our minecraft server where we build nests like birds but BETTER. forget boring old houses, we got architectural traditions like you’ve never seen before. our weaver birds are the real MVPs, creating a culture that will blow your mind. you’ll be amazed at the intricate designs and teamwork that goes into each nest. join us and be a part of something truly special. who needs regular buildings when you can have a nest like a bird? fly high with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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GreenCraft SMP: Where creepers are greener than the grass! 1.21 and Cross-Play ready!

Additional Content, bedrock, console, crate keys, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Dynmap, Events, GRASS, GreenCraft, Greener, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Nations, player map art, PORT, Quests, Ready, ruins, Server, smp, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Nations	You and a minimum of 2 other players can create a Nation claim up to 750×750 blocks and can make up to 5 claims. Form alliances, take part in wars or become part of a union.
Quests	Weekly and permanent quests available for scaling rewards.
Events	Frequent events every 2 weeks with rewards including crate keys, currency and collectable player map art.
Minigames	Various minigame types such as PVP, racing, parkour and more available in a separate world.
Additional Content	Bonus content like Ruins, Dynmap and more.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join a Nation?

To join a Nation, you need to have at least 2 other players with you. Once you meet the requirement, you can create your own Nation claim.

Can I participate in events solo?

Yes, you can participate in events even if you are not part of a Nation. Simply join the event and enjoy the rewards.

Are there specific rules for the minigames?

Each minigame may have its own set of rules, so make sure to read the instructions before playing.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

There is no specific age requirement, but please ensure that you follow the server rules and guidelines.

How do I report a player for inappropriate behavior?

If you encounter a player behaving inappropriately, please contact a server moderator or administrator via Discord or in-game chat.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

ADMIN, Discord, employees, Interns, Job, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Moderators, one guy, Operation, organization, PixelPals, ptg, reposted regularly, responsibilities, Running, Server, Staff, structure, Tasks, TEAM, who runs

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at hitting the repost button on /ptg/. They work tirelessly day and night to keep the server running smoothly, all while juggling bananas and flinging poop at each other.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where our leader, King Banana, resides. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a banana peel and a rubber chicken. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of him in all his glory.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby zombies and explosive pigs. We also host weekly dance parties where you can show off your best moves to the tune of creeper hisses and zombie groans.

But the real reason to join our server? We have the best loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

accident, challenge accepted, crash-face, EMBARRASSING, epic fail, Expression, FacePlant, Fail, funny, humor, internet challenge, madness, Minecraft, post, reaction, selfie, Shenanigans, smp, social media, soon, TOTAL, trending, viral, wipeout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!

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Dad’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

age gap, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, birthday lunch, Dads, exclusion, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family unity, father daughter relationship, half-sibling, Minecraft, mixed family, parental divorce, parental remarriage, Server, sibling relationships, step mother, step-family, Tension

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through complex family dynamics and make tough decisions, just like deciding whether or not to invite your half sister to a birthday lunch. Will you choose to include her and risk facing the wrath of your step mother, or will you stick to your guns and face the consequences?

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret family feud or a hidden treasure chest filled with drama!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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