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PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	245	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	5177
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	374900
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Magic Items Found:	7023
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7640	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!