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Mario Kart 8 Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	3073
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	313
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of waiting for Mario Kart 9? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your racing dreams! Join us and race against other players in epic Mario Kart-inspired tracks that will have you dodging banana peels and launching red shells like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that if you come in first place, you’ll unlock a secret warp pipe that leads straight to Princess Peach’s castle. So what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual kart and join us for some high-octane fun!

Niji is Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass not only grows, but dances the Macarena while doing it!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. He informs you that in order to survive in this world, you must engage in epic battles against evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. But don’t worry, you’ll have a trusty sidekick in the form of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our outrageous Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

NoSleepCrafters

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	109	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Look no further! Join our server where staying up all night is not only encouraged, it’s required! Our world is filled with caffeine-powered mobs, disco parties that never end, and a secret underground society of sleep-deprived villagers. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you up all night and leave you questioning reality, join us now! Who needs sleep when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyAUKUS Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off creepers like a boss. we got dragons flying around and unicorns roaming the land. our community is lit af, with players from AUKUS, Canada, Japan, and even New Zealand.

we got leaders from all these countries in talks with each other, planning epic battles and alliances. you don’t wanna miss out on the action, so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, Competition, Defense, defense budget, Geopolitical, Global, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military expansion, national security, power, Ranking, Redstone, revolution, Russian army, second largest, strategic positioning, strength, SUPERPOWER, united states, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Potions Brewed:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our minecraft server where we are training the russian army to overtake the united states as the world’s second largest! we have epic battles, crazy weapons, and vodka for everyone! build your own military base and strategize to take down the enemy. join now before putin himself comes to play! let’s show those americans who’s boss!

❤️ FREE DONATION FOR PARKOUR 1.8 – 1.20.1⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	8956	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

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‘Crafty Immigration: Minecraft Server’

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Towns Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Votes:	5083	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky immigrant crises in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where there is no such thing as an immigrant crisis! Build your dream world without any unwanted visitors trying to sneak in and steal your diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. So why wait? Join now and leave those immigrant crises behind!

>girls with realistic hair color… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! We’ve got girls with the most realistic hair colors you’ve ever seen – we’re talking rainbow sparkles, neon glow, and even color-changing locks! Join our server if you want to be surrounded by the most fabulous hair in all of Minecraft land. Who needs boring old brown and blonde when you can have a cotton candy pink afro or a fiery red mullet?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground hair salon where you can get your pixelated locks styled by none other than the legendary Hair Wizard. He’s known for his magical transformations, turning plain old Steve into a dazzling diva or a rugged warrior with just a flick of his shears.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the hair-raising fun! Who knows, you might just walk away with a hairstyle that will make all the other players green with envy.

KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	5673	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8487
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!