Picture this: you’re in a virtual meeting with your boss, but instead of talking about spreadsheets, you’re battling a horde of zombies in a pixelated world. Who needs boring work talk when you can be a Minecraft warrior?
But wait, it gets even better. One time, a player on our server accidentally turned their cat into a creeper during a Zoom call. Let’s just say things got explosive (literally).
So if you’re looking for a break from the mundane world of video calls, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!
We have a strict rule that all Zoom meetings must be held in the kitchen, and if anyone tries to use another room, they’ll be met with a chorus of “NO! This is the office now!” Just like in real life, you’ll have to tiptoe around to avoid disrupting your fellow players’ important calls.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rooms in our Minecraft world for you to set up your temporary office. Just make sure to avoid the kitchen at all costs, unless you want to incur the wrath of your fellow players.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and ridiculous as a husband who insists on working in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember, the kitchen is off-limits for anything other than work, so make sure to grab your pickaxe and get to mining in the living room instead.
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!