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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7148	Players Killed by Monsters:	124
Farms Harvested:	617	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Potions Brewed:	152	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5177	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Air Support

Air, Bidens, Support, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like biden launching a nato summit? well, this server is the bomb diggity, cuz we got new air defense support for ukraine! like, who even does that in minecraft? only us, cuz we’re just that awesome. join now for a wild ride that’s gonna make u feel like u just got launched into outer space by a rocket made of diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time.