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RentCraft: Adulting Edition

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Are you tired of living in a Minecraft world where your adult children refuse to pay rent and threaten to quit their jobs just to avoid contributing to household expenses? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!
Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.

With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?

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CantHaveItMC SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

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BlockbusterMania

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Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can recreate your favorite movie scenes in blocky form! Imagine building the Titanic and watching it sink in real time, or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with your friends! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So say goodbye to boring movie marathons and hello to a whole new world of entertainment on our server!

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BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!
Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BalticCableDisaster

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So, like, you gotta join this minecraft server, man. it’s like, totally epic. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil’ story. so, there was this new cable being installed in the baltic sea, right? and, like, it got totally damaged. but, get this, the damage caused a portal to open up in the minecraft world! crazy, right? now, there’s all these new underwater biomes and mobs to explore. it’s like a whole new world down there, man. so, come join us on this server and see for yourself. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna blow your mind, for realz.

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Bikini Block Adventures

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can be like indiana jones and his dad but instead of finding treasure u find DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS AND ALL DA LOOT. u can ride on pigs and chickens and even fly on dragons like a boss. plus, there’s a secret hidden temple where u can battle zombies and creepers with ur trusty diamond sword. and get this, u can build ur own bikini scene with ur friends and have a pool party with dolphins and turtles. so come on down and be a part of dis crazy adventure, cuz u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world.

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HappyCraft: Niceness Zone

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join our epic minecraft server for the most nicest players around! we are like a big happy family, always making sure everyone is feeling good and having fun. we even have a therapy llama to help you with your problems in game.
our players are so nice, they will give you diamonds just because they want to see you smile. we have regular events like hug parties and compliment battles to spread the love.

come join us and experience the joy of true niceness in minecraft. remember, on our server, kindness is the only currency that matters. so come on in and let’s all be happy together!

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Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, Armor Poser, Armor Stand book, claim system, custom pictures, Economy, faster minecart, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Invisible item frames, Leaderboards, new season, one player sleep, player head drop., Sanctuary, shopping district, simple voice chat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers
Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP play.starfallsanctuary.com

Server Location USA – New York

Community Location Worldwide

Server Discord Discord

Server Map The Map

Version Java version 1.21.4

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What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group with no pay-to-win practices.

Features:
- Diamond based economy with Shopping District
- Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
- Importing custom pictures inside the server
- Trial Chambers Vaults now reset
- New Season just started
- Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements
If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

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Rustic Coin Tavern 1.21.2

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. The market cap is like, 50k, which is insane, right? And the bonding curve is off the charts, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, we got this thing called dirty table coin that’s gonna go to the moon, like, for real. Pump.fun is where it’s at, my dude. Join now and let’s get this party started! 🚀🌙 #minecraftmadness

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ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have a guy who showers naked with the curtain wide open, singing like he’s auditioning for American Idol. But don’t worry, he’s just keeping an eye on his $10k watch in his unlocked locker because he doesn’t drive a car. And if you confront him about it, he’ll tell you you’re not right in the head and make you out to be the bad guy. It’s a real locker room drama that you won’t want to miss! Plus, who knows what other crazy characters you’ll meet along the way. Join now for a shower-singing adventure like no other!

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Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	The Map
Version	Java version 1.21.4

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