zoolander stare – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FantasyCraft: Unleashed
FantasyCraft, Unleashed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
accusations, border security, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, harbouring, illegal activities, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican president, mexico, Minecraft, national security, North America, political tensions, Server, U.S, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

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MineCraftyUkraine
50, Agreement, controversy, Document, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral resources, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, refuses, sign, Transfer, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, US, W&P, Zelensky, УНН
so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!
but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?
join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!
come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

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Egg House Flex
consequences, crime, Damage, Dangerous, Egg, Egging, flex, Fun, House, illegal, juvenile, Mischief, Neighborhood, prank, Property, punishment, Revenge, Risky, teenagers, trend, Vandalism
join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server
air quality, Automotive Industry, Brake, Brake pads, Breathing, Copper, dust, environmental impact, exhaust emissions, harmful effects, LUNGS, Minecraft, PAD, particles, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, respiratory health, sensitive cells, Server, study, TOXIC, toxicology
join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

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ArdynFall SMP

Active, Adventurer, Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, community-driven, Creative Server, Discord, Established, Events, Evolving, INCLUSIVE, Player Run Economy, Plugins, proximity chat, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Staff, Uptime, Vanilla

ArdynFall SMP

🌍 ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features. Join us for pure, fair gameplay in a welcoming community.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving server
Established & Close-Knit Community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

List of Plugins:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now! ⛏️https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
Are there server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets.
Is the server economy player-run?	Yes, players help develop the diamond-based shopping district.
What kind of events are hosted?	In February, there are events such as nether portal design competition, hide and seek, jousting, and trivia night.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a separate creative server for members to work on projects together.

Lonely Hearts Haven 1.21
alone, coping, emotional, Haven, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Loneliness, lonely, love, relationships, self compassion, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, single, solitude, Valentine’s Day
Yo, bros and broettes! Tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone like a sad potato? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because who needs a significant other when you have a blocky world full of adventures waiting for you? Plus, our server is like a virtual love potion that will make you fall head over heels for mining and crafting. So ditch the chocolates and flowers, and come join us for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget (because you’ll be too busy building awesome stuff)!

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SisterlySnacks Minecraft Server
appreciation, arguments, chocolate heart, Communication, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Frustration, gift exchange, gift giving, Gratitude, Holiday Celebrations, holiday tradition, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnacks, valentine’s day gifts, Valentine’s Day
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry in real-time! Join now and witness epic battles over who gets the last chocolate heart on Valentine’s Day. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your family members? Join today and let the chaos begin!

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MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!
Babysitting, career choices, child care expenses, child rearing, childcare, daycare costs, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, financial responsibilities, generational differences, Grandparents, household responsibilities, MommaCraft, Motherhood, parenting, retirement planning, working fathers, working mothers, working parents
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics in action.
Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.
Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

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RichTrashClassy
classism, cultural bias, discrimination, double standards, economic inequality, judgment, Privilege, RichTrashClassy, social hierarchy, social status, societal classism, societal expectations, societal inequality, societal judgment, societal norms, societal perceptions, societal standards, societal values, socioeconomic status, Stereotypes, wealth disparity
Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

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