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RedstoneGeniusSadist

car sensors, engineering marvel, Frustration, GENIUS, Pressure plate, RedstoneGeniusSadist, road infrastructure, road safety, Sadist, signal light, traffic congestion, traffic control, traffic engineering, traffic flow, traffic management, traffic patterns, traffic signal, traffic system, traffic technology, transportation technology, vehicle detection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

hey u, ya u, come join our minecraft server, where we got signal light pressure plates that will blow ur mind. u gotta be a real pro to handle them tho, cuz they require not 1, not 2, but 2-3 cars to activate. yea, u heard me right, u gotta be a freakin’ car juggling master to make it work. but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft world u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SoilCarbonCrafters

agriculture, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, data analysis, Earth observation, Ecosystem Services, Environmental Science, land use, organic carbon, prediction, remote sensing, research, satellite images, scientists, soil composition, soil mapping, soil science, soil type, SoilCarbonCrafters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Players Killed by Monsters:	6014	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

So, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. We got scientists predicting stuff with satellite images and all that jazz. But, like, the real reason you gotta join is cuz we got this crazy theory that the soil in Minecraft is, like, the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Yeah, you heard me right, the universe!

Join us and become a soil scientist extraordinaire, digging through pixelated dirt to uncover the mysteries of organic carbon storage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden portal to another dimension or something. It’s all possible on this wacky server where anything can happen.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s dig up some dirt together. Who knows, you might just become the next Einstein of Minecraft!

MagicPlayz

Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, factions pvp, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	206	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2

The next big survival server, server runs on 1.20.2 and is fully customized.

Just come on and join us at play.magicplayz.nl!

play.magicplayz.nl:24001

Boecraft

Boecraft, Community, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Plugins, Server, Survival, ticket

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Boecraft is an Survival Multiplayer server,

Boecraft does a lot of things right, from having an enjoyable amount of plugins, to having a really nice community!

Please join the Discord for more information about the server: https://discord.gg/yBYJSGEHaB

For questions, please make a ticket, or ask the Owner(s) for help.

boe.g-portal.rocks:28531

Welcome to the Pandora SMP Season 3: Where things are about to get wild, or as wild as vanilla Minecraft can get!

Active Staff, alliances, application, bedrock, Community, content creators, Custom, Empire, Events, guides, java, Lore, Minecraft, Nations, PANDORA, PvP, Roleplay, Season, smp, Streamers, Survival, tutorials, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	507	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4241	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

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PANDORA SMP SEASON 3

WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY ⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace! **With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make! **

Details

Server Type	1.21 Survival
World	Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Access	Whitelist and Application
Players	Hundreds of active Players
Lag	Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Preferred Audience	Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Features	Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs *

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** **There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invite link provided above and going through the whitelist application process.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: The server offers a customized world with unique features, and a strong focus on player-driven storytelling and interactions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are enforced by the active staff members.

Q: Can I play on this server with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock crossplay, allowing players from different platforms to join and play together.

QueenFemanon’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, black penis, cock tribute, empowerment, femanon, gender reassignment surgery, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAAM, Minecraft, passing, Prison, pronoun change, Pronouns, QueenFemanons, Respect, self love, Server, she/her, sucking, transformation, Transgender

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Hey there fellow gamers, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as my gender reassignment surgery journey? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, just like me finally becoming the real woman I was always meant to be.

Not only will you have the chance to build and explore in a virtual world, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your mad skills and maybe even get a cock tribute from some big daddy players. Trust me, I know a thing or two about sucking huge black penis – it’s a skill I honed in prison and now I’m ready to take it to the next level in Minecraft.

So come on, join us on this outrageous server where pronouns are respected and gender reassignment surgery stories are celebrated. Who knows, you might even find yourself transforming in ways you never imagined. See you in the game, ma’am!

Henya’s Last Hope Minecraft Server

decision, Despair, doubt, FAITH, fate, forgiveness, grace, henya, Henyas, Hope, intervention, Minecraft, opportunity, Redemption, Reflection, regret, salvation, SAVED, second chance, Server, Too late, uncertainty

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of Henya hangs in the balance! Join us as we embark on a quest to save Henya from certain doom… or maybe just chill and build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat.

Rumor has it that Henya is being overrun by a horde of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the hero Henya needs, or will you be pecked to death by the feathery fiends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature said to grant wishes to those who can find and tame it. Will you be the one to ride into battle on the back of a shimmering swine?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and help us save Henya… or at least have a good laugh trying!

WiFiWars: PayUpOrLogOff

5g, alarm clock, alexa, Communication, data, emf, EMF blocker, financial differences, foil hat, Hippie, Hotspot, INCONVENIENCE, internet, Meetings, organic, PayUpOrLogOff, roommate, router, stress, Utilities, WiFi, WiFiWars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of living with a roommate who thinks 5G and EMFs are out to get her? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with turning off the Wi-Fi at night or listening to conspiracy theories about EMFs. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your friends.

We even have a special potion in the game that blocks all EMFs, so you can play worry-free! Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual adventures on our server.

So come join us and leave your foil hat at the door. It’s time to have some fun in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time in Minecraft!

CraftyCafe Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bad tips, Complaints, CraftyCafe, Customers, difficult customers, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, food service, frustrating, hate, Hospitality, Manners, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, reddit, Restaurant workers, Rude, Server, server problems, service industry, waitstaff

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2227	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with annoying customers at your restaurant job? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those pesky customers behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle. No more rude customers complaining about their food or leaving a mess for you to clean up. On our server, the only mess you’ll have to deal with is the aftermath of a creeper explosion! So come join us and say goodbye to annoying customers and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

WeddingCraftDisaster

wedding catastrophes, wedding chaos, wedding disaster, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, WeddingCraftDisaster, worst wedding moments

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Ores Mined:	3818
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper crash a wedding and blow up the cake right as the bride and groom were about to cut it? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic weddings, explosive surprises, and a community of players who know how to party (and rebuild) like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!