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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7728 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
