come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!
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ZooCraft Minecraft Server
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ZooCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!
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Petting ZooCraft
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”
and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.
so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.