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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3652 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 157 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!