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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
