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Pixel Zoo Minecraft Server

A, Animals, aquatic animals, Birds, Community, discussion, domesticated animals, forum, insects, list, long tail tags, Mammals, Minecraft, Pets, PIXEL, post, reptiles, Server, species, tags, taxonomy, wildlife, Zoo, zoology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	123
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old animals? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a whole zoo of crazy creatures straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /a/ animal, a mythical beast said to bring good luck and fortune to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the elusive /a/ animal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest animal adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and teleporting cows – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, Collectibles, invest, investing, investing in metazoo, Meta, MetaZoo, metazoo booster packs, metazoo cards, metazoo expansion sets, metazoo financial analysis, metazoo gameplay, metazoo investing, metazoo investing tips, metazoo investment opportunities, metazoo long term investment, metazoo market, metazoo rare cards, metazoo strategy, metazoo trends, metazoo value, Minecraft, smp, trading cards, Zoo

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mines Excavated:	1676
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

ZooEscapeCraft

40 years, African elephants, animal captivity, animal liberation, animal rehabilitation, animal rescue, animal rights, animal sanctuary, animal welfare, Captivity, Charlie, Elephant, Endangered species, Freed, Liberation, Sanctuary, south africa, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection, Zoo, ZooEscapeCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1379
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1782	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7371
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

ZooHRPrimatesLOL

animal care, animal welfare, HR director, HR duties, HR management, HR responsibilities, primate behavior, primate care, primate enrichment, primate habitats, primate species, PRIMATES, wildlife management, Zoo, zoo administration, zoo employees, zoo operations, zoo organization, zoo staffing, ZooHRPrimatesLOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	570	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Buildings Constructed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!

you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.

and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!

so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

animal kingdom, Animals, BEWARE, Chaos, chaos at the zoo, Crowd, danger, EYES, fear, Glory, Panic, Players, Reign, seen, spectacle, STAMPEDE, SUPREME, thrilling moment, trampling, unforgettable experience, Wild, wild animals, Zoo, zoo incident, ZooCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	8733
Potions Brewed:	105	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0

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She Is In! Minecraft Server

achievement, affirmation, breaking barriers, celebration, Confidence, determination, empowerment, encouragement, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, female empowerment, Girl Power, Minecraft, motivation, positive vibes, Server, shattering glass ceilings, SHE IS IN, Strong Women, success, Support, women in leadership

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8281	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Void Gems Collected:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!