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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT! -
WardWars: Less Units, More Fun!
so liek, u kno how sum servers r all like “we hav ward elections” but we r liek “nah fam, we hav ward elections AND IT MAKES UR HOUSES BIGGER!” join us and ur house will be 20% bigger than normal servers, u can fit all ur friends and ur pet pig in there no problem. plus, we hav this thing where if u win the ward election, u get a diamond crown to wear in the game. who wouldn’t want that? come join us and build the biggest, fanciest house in all of minecraft land. -
Minecraft SMP: FE1FE8FF3ToRFSNCounterpartCraft
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Chocobo on Red Bull? Look no further than our server, where Fire Emblem meets Final Fantasy meets Tales of Rebirth meets Fate/Stay Night!Join us and watch as Marth transforms into an Onion Knight, Caeda becomes Refia, and Jagen turns into Ingus. But that’s not all – witness Ephraim morph into Shirou Emiya, Eirika into Rin Tohsaka, and Tana into Sakura Matou!
Embark on epic quests across the Floating Continent/Surface World of Archanea, battle against the likes of Gharnef as Xande and Lyon as Zilva Madigan, and uncover the mysteries of Fomortiis as Yuris and Fomortiis as Angra Mainyu.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest crossover of Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy, Tales of Rebirth, and Fate/Stay Night in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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BrotherlyBanishment
Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.
So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!
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CraftyClutz
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!
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CraftyCommiesVP2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness! -
BoomerBowsAndBacks
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby! -
Classic and Unique
Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.
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