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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Potions Brewed:	96	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1374

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8930
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	121	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dragon Eggs Found:	2960	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	9374
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?