Zoning Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

CluelessCraft

biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Canada, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, India, international politics, Laos, LaosCraft, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, official visit, pm modi, prime minister, rejection, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, substantive discussion, summit, trudeau

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Votes:	2624	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1735

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	949
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

ADD, Bloom, Fancy, Forgot, Semivanilla, smp, Spice

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	218	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	478368	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	7256

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!