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  • United Lands SMP: Epic War Zone

    United Lands SMP: Epic War Zone

    🌍 Welcome to United Lands!

    Version: 1.21.5

    Type: SMP | Towny Earth | War | Economy | PvE & PvP | Lite-RP | Grief-Protect | Cross-Platform | Non-P2W

    ⚔️ Join the Fight!

    Sun Tzu never played here, but he would love it! In United Lands, players can fight and win without all the fuss. This is a cool Earth server where you can build your own town and claim land.

    🛠️ What Can You Do?

    Build towns, fight with friends, and roleplay. Find cool items like avocados and mac & cheese. There’s something for everyone!

    💹 Jobs and Skills

    Pick from 7 jobs. Level up your skills and unlock neat stuff like Masterwork Armor. Choose to join a town or make your own!

    💵 Fair Play

    No pay-to-win here! All items in the shop are just for looks. Everyone has a fair shot at winning!

    ⚔️ Epic Battles

    Join wild wars! Fight for your town or take over the world. With new war systems coming, battles will be even more fun!

    📰 This Week’s Fun

    October events are here! Skin and Build Competitions are ending soon. Melty won the skin contest! Join for a chance to win Halloween prizes!

    📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

    💬 Join Us on Discord

    🗺️ See Our World Map

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  • Minecraft Server: FIL-Free Zone

    Minecraft Server: FIL-Free Zone

    ✨ Welcome to the Most Bonkers Minecraft Server in the Universe! ✨

    Prepare your diamond pickaxe and your existential dread as you dive headfirst into the swirling vortex of chaos that is CrazyCraft AdventureZoo 9,000! Here, the blocks are made of jelly and the Endermen sing opera. Join us as we bewilder and astound! Are you ready? What even is ready?

    😱 WARNING: This Server is NOT Haunted (But Also Totally Is) 😱

    Our enchanting realm is infused with the spirit of random llamas and existential crises! Tread carefully, or you may find yourself discussing philosophy with a pigman wearing a monocle. What will you find? What have you lost? The questions linger like unwashed wool!

    Server Features (May Include Spiders 🕷️, Probably Not) 🚧

    🛠️ Feature 🐢🏆 Description 🏰
    🧀 Cheese BlocksDeliciously hazardous! Consume too much and you might just turn into a block of cheese yourself. 🧀
    👽 Flying CowsThey say they’re 40% cow, 60% sky! But really, are they just figments of your flattened psyche?
    🚪 Demonic PortalsTransport to worlds unknown! Or perhaps the grocery store? No one knows! 🥛
    💔 Love DungeonEnter only if you seek cosmic romance! Beware of the love-struck Creepers! 💥
    🐲 Shrinking PotionTakes you to 1/100th of your size! Great for hiding in the grass unless you become a snack for ants! 🍽️

    👤 Player Reviews (Zero Context Guaranteed) 🙌

    “I once saw a creeper riding a bicycle. 10/10 would recommend!”

    “Bananas attack at noon; I lost my toes to a rogue melon.”

    “My cat left me because I built a house out of cake. Thanks, CrazyCraft!”

    “Why is the sky green? Asking for a friend… who is also a potato.”

    🚨 FINAL WARNING: Embrace the Madness 🚨

    Join us in this pandemonium while pondering the meaning of cubed life! Remember, every block counts and could explode at any second! Are you ready to feel and not feel? The jellyfish have secrets… and the llamas demand justice!

    Stay frosty, and don’t trust the flying cows!

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