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ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Farms Harvested:	510	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	7887	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2418	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!

CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	563	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.