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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6979 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!
