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ZombieShiftNoThanks

fundraising events, honoring memory, unpaid work, fundraising, company policy

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re working with your favorite co-worker again? Look no further! Our server is like a family, just like the one you had at work. We even have fundraising events, but don’t worry, you won’t be voluntold to organize them like poor OP here!

Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?

Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!

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Millennial vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

trends, societal standards, beauty, “Youth, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with zoomer bitches who couldn’t build a dirt hut to save their lives? Look no further, because our server is where all the hot millennial bitches hang out!

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your skills and impress all the millennial babes with your block-placing prowess. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with the latest in virtual reality technology, so you can actually feel the heat when you’re standing next to those pixelated hotties.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party, where the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are lit. Only the coolest players can find their way to this exclusive spot, so get ready to strut your stuff and party like it’s 1999.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family unity, family dynamics, sibling relationships, wedding planning, family expectations

Are you tired of family drama and backstabbing? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your annoying siblings and focus on creating the ultimate blocky kingdom.

We have a special “Wedding Drama” event where players can reenact all the juicy family conflicts and betrayals. Invite your virtual family members to your in-game wedding and see if they will stab you in the back like in real life! Will you kick out your virtual sister after the ceremony or show her some mercy? The choice is yours!

Join now and let off some steam in our drama-filled Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Don’t be the AITA, be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom!

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WifeysHoodieNoGo

inconsiderate, WifeysHoodieNoGo, UK size 36F bra, Lesbian, clothing

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your DnD group? Looking for a server where you can just relax and have a good time without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the nonsense!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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PleasureCraftMC

simple joys, underrated experiences, overlooked pleasures, Underrated, PleasureCraftMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most underestimated pleasure of all time – mining for diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic llamas in all of Minecraft land, and they are waiting for you to hop on their backs and embark on a wild adventure through our custom-built diamond mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Military operations, ukraine border, Belarusian military, military tactics, Server

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

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BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

IT infrastructure, software, data breach, Technology, cyber attack

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

programming, innovation, intellectual property, technological advancement, Ethics

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

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TimeWarpCraft

time perception theory, time awareness, SPEED, time passing, Cognitive science

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

mobage, English Twitter, Manga, Re-Live, Android

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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