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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2165
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Votes:	297
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	2592
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1610
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!