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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead feel 100% great all the time!
Are you tired of feeling meh in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual high where you’ll feel 100% great all the time! Our pixelated potions will have you bouncing off the virtual walls with joy. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless fun on our server! Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our magical Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! -
ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!
Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’
Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind! -
ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!
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ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT
Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.
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ZombieCraft: The Undead Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the NCR is dead, the house is lost, and the Legion is nowhere to be found! Why, you ask? Because our fearless leader defeated them all single-handedly with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops! Join us now and witness the epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Who needs factions when you have one unstoppable player ruling them all? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world! -
ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
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Blocky Fartcraft
Welcome to Cobson Gassy, the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Cobson Gassy and found themselves in a world filled with endless farting cows. Yes, you heard that right – farting cows! But instead of running away in disgust, this player discovered that the farts were actually magical and could be used to power their creations. So they built a giant fart-powered roller coaster that became the talk of the server!
But that’s not all – on Cobson Gassy, you can also ride flying pigs, battle evil fart monsters, and even participate in the annual Fart Olympics. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Gassy today and let the fart-filled fun begin!
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NuttyTech Vanilla Survival: A Deliciously Wholesome Server Allergy-Free!
Technut Minecraft Server Overview
What Is Technut? Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game. Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together. Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience. While our server focuses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life. When Did the Server Start/Reset? Technut First opened its doors on 20th March 2024. What Type of Players Are We Looking For? We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery. How Can I Apply? Apply through our website here & see our current projects and dynmap! Or, join our Discord here! FAQ
Question Answer Can anyone join the Technut server? No, Technut is a whitelist only server where players are carefully selected to maintain a positive and creative community. What mods does Technut support? Technut focuses on Vanilla gameplay but has introduced 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod for server quality of life. How can I contact Technut for more information? You can apply through our website or join our Discord server for any inquiries. -
Crafty Polska Pals
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.Picture this: you log onto our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chickens racing each other for the title of the fastest feathered friend. And guess what? You can place bets on the winner!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and valuable that players from all over the world come to try and capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to catch the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to explore this mystical world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!