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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3135 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 698 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
