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But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?
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FAQ – Dwarves vs Zombies
What is Dwarves vs. Zombies?
Dwarves vs. Zombies is a gamemode where dwarves build a keep to protect their core. They have one night to build before an event is selected where some dwarves turn into monsters and fight the others.
What does each dwarf class do?
Alchemist
Crafts potions and can transmute items.
Blacksmith
Creates tools by mining gold at the quarry.
Builder
Builds and reinforces walls to protect dwarves.
Tailor
Provides armor for dwarves by crafting gold blocks.
Server Information
The server is online 24/7 with games hosted weekly, mostly on Saturdays. Games can also be hosted on weekdays depending on player availability. Join the Discord for more details.
Are you looking for an impossible challenge, and a friendly semi-anarchy community? Try escaping the chaotic spawn of A ZOMBIE PIGMAN BROKE MY DOOR without using hacks! Holes down to the void, huge cobble walls with lava falls, withers chasing you everywhere, and a truly random instant respawn all join forces to punish your every mistake. Spawn in a wall? Spawn 50 blocks in the air? Too bad, try again. If you manage to win the fight for your life with your sanity intact, join the friendly community that awaits you. With no rules other than NO HACKING and NO XRAYyou are free to play the way you want. We have (mostly) chosen to build together in harmony. Will you join us? Will you grief us? The choice is yours, all you have to do is escape the abomination that is spawn first!
Server has been live with no map resets since late 2019.
Server info:
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any clients that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!
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Welcome to our totally bonkersMinecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!
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