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CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crops Grown:	3756
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	687259
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	9260
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	2044
Potions Brewed:	156	Villages Defended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7413
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Votes:	7768	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Votes:	5342
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	6404	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4641	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!