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NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	4709	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition

botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	125
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	2126	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!

ChunkCraft: Diet Edition

body image, body positivity, calorie intake, child health, childhood obesity, ChunkCraft, diet, Edition, Family issues, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Junk Food, meal planning, Medical advice, Niece, nutrition, obese, obesity, parenting, Preteen, sibling conflict, weight loss

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Buildings Constructed:	7	Emeralds Found:	6765
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!

ChildhoodCrafts

bedtime stories, Carefree, ChildhoodCrafts, family, favorite foods, Friends, games, growing up, holidays, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Playground, School days, simpler times, summer vacations, Toys, Traditions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? Our server is like a time machine back to those golden days! Join us and relive the glory of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and pulling off the most epic pranks on your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of rebel chickens who have declared war on all players. Can you survive their relentless pecking and clucking attacks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CyberKim’s Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal charges, cyber warfare, cybercrime, CyberKims, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threats, Espionage, Government, HACKING, indictments, international relations, law enforcement, military bases, Minecraft, NASA, north korean, security breach, Server, Technology, US hospitals

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we have north korean hackers causing chaos and mayhem! they’re taking down US hospitals, NASA, and military bases with their epic cyberattacks. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game! join us and see if you can outsmart these sneaky hackers and save the day. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around the server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! come join the madness now!

GuineaWormFree2024

disease control, Disease Control Measures, disease elimination, disease eradication, Disease Intervention, Disease Monitoring, Disease Outbreaks, disease prevention, Disease Prevention Strategies, Disease Surveillance, eradication, global health, Guinea Worm Disease, GuineaWormFree2024, Health Achievements, Health Campaigns, Health Progress, Neglected Tropical Diseases, Parasitic Infections, public health, Waterborne Illness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the guinea worm disease epidemic that is totally not happening in 2024!!! our server is a safe haven from all diseases, real or imaginary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. rumor has it, herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

PupperCraftLand

adorable, Animals, Behavior, canine companions, cautious, cute, Dogs, domestic animals, four-legged friends, funny, furry friends, habits, loyal companions, man’s best friend, Paws, Pets, playful, PupperCraftLand, sneaky behaviors, tiptoeing, walking on tiptoes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where dogs be tiptoeing all over da place like dey sneakin’ up on u or sumthin’. It’s like a doggy dance party 24/7, bro! And guess what? The creepers be wearin’ top hats and monocles, like they fancy AF. Plus, we got a secret underground disco where the skeletons be breakdancin’ and the zombies be doin’ the Macarena. It’s lit, fam! So come join da fun and get ready to be mind blown by all da wacky shenanigans happenin’ on dis server. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken…literally, cuz dem chickens be plottin’ some evil master plan or sumthin’. Don’t be a chicken, join da party!

ViralVax: Brain Boost

antiretroviral drugs, Boost, Brain, brain infections, breakthrough treatment, cancer treatment, drug development, experimental drug, hidden areas, HIV, HIV treatment, infected cells, innovative medicine, medical advancements, Medical research, neurological effects, promising results, study findings, Targeted therapy, viral clearance, ViralVax, Virus

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a new experimental drug that can clear hiv from ur brain!! it was originally made to treat cancer but now we found out it can target infected cells in ur brain and get rid of the virus!! no more hiding in those sneaky areas, we got u covered!! come join us for a wild ride and see if u can clear hiv from ur brain too!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!! 🤪🎉 #minecraft #hivcure #crazyserver

TwistMC

1.20, 1.8, Boredom, Community, Competition, Creative, Discord, Events, FAMOUS, Fun, java, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, player limit, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Super, Survival, Updates, Version, Vip

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	2273	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

TwistMC – Server with minigames between versions 1.8 and 1.20.X

IP: Play.TwistMC.Ro

IMPORTANT INFORMATION » You don’t have to have a VIP to get someone famous. » No player limit. » Updates whenever there is a new version of the game. » Available for Java. » We will add super many minigames to keep boredom at bay.

Come in and have fun with us! Discord: https://discord.gg/3xRBc9cbJU

play.twistmc.ro

VALOURY

admins, anti cheat, Cheating, Community, Enhancements, Evolution, exploits, Features, Future, Gaming, Hit detection, Low Ping, Minecraft, multiplayer, no pay to win, online gaming, PvP, redstone pvp, Server, Updates, VALOURY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The server is nearly ready in all aspects and prepared to handle any kind of cheating and exploits. However, nothing is perfect, so if you encounter any issues, please let us know. Currently, the server will be Redstone PvP, but our future looks promising, and the server will continue to evolve, God willing.

Here are some of the server’s enhanced features: low ping, near-perfect hit detection, no pay-to-win mechanics, and an anti-cheat system to ensure your enjoyment, regardless of the presence of admins on the server.

valoury.net