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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.
Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.
