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Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
New Chunks Explored:	367517	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Farms Harvested:	871
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Towns Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2099	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Ores Mined:	9138
Crops Grown:	2513	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!