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The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2401	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

apartment building, bathroom, Company, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, ex wife, ExWifeInMyHouse, Friends, guests, home, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nice, normal, Rude, Server, SNACKS, Son, tacky, Upset, Visitors

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	237	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6375	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CoinCraft: From $1k to $43k!

1k, 43k, aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, CoinCraft, Communication, Crypto, crypto influencer, friendship, gambling, loyalty, memecoins, Moonshot, Options, Principle, PROFITS, Six Figures, Stock Trading, Trading

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	224
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	741855
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual profits! Join us for a chance to make virtual riches and potentially lose it all in a pixelated gamble. Just like the OP borrowed money from their friend to trade memecoins, you can borrow virtual diamonds to trade with other players and see if you can strike it rich!

But be warned, just like the OP’s friend who found out about the profits and got mad, your in-game friendships may be put to the test when virtual wealth is involved. Will you share your loot with your virtual buddies or keep it all for yourself? The drama and excitement await you on our server!

So come on in and experience the thrill of making virtual profits and dealing with the consequences of your actions. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot like the OP did and cash out big time! Join now for a chance to experience the rollercoaster ride of virtual trading and friendship drama. See you in the game!

GraveDigger420 – Minecraft SMP

burial ground, burial site, cemetery, commemoration, epitaph, farewell message, final resting spot, final words, grave marker, GraveDigger420, headstone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, parting words, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3205
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a grave-tastic time!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to leave behind a hilarious phrase on your virtual grave. Whether it’s “Here lies the player who died trying to ride a pig off a cliff” or “RIP to the player who thought they could take on a horde of creepers with a wooden sword”, your grave will be a testament to your epic fails and epic wins in the game.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building a giant statue of a chicken to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a haunted mansion, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in our Minecraft world. Just remember, on our SMP, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun!

CelebHateCraft

Boycott, cancel culture, CelebHateCraft, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity influence, celebrity scandals, consumer choices, controversial figure, Entertainment, fan backlash, Media influence, media manipulation, most hated celebrity, negative impact, Personal preferences, pop culture, problematic behavior, public figure, public image, social media

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?

NeptuneCraft: Romania-Ukraine Edition

defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, defense partnership, defense technology, eastern europe, Edition, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military technology, missile defense, missile development, missile production, Neptune missiles, NeptuneCraft, Romania, Romania-Ukraine relations, RomaniaUkraine, security partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Emeralds Found:	3387	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
New Chunks Explored:	709066	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally lit, ya know? we got, liek, neptune missiles and stuff, just liek Romania and Ukraine, ya feel me? come join us and be part of the epic missile-making crew, we’ll blow up creepers and stuff, it’s gonna be, liek, so rad. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond loot, it’s, liek, top secret and stuff. so, come on and join us, it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

The Imperfect SMP: Where everything is perfectly imperfect!

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, Discord, downvotes, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Mature, Perfectly, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, reduce lag, Semi Vanilla, skilled players, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, upvotes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more!
Community Size	Over 300 members

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base.
How long does it take to receive a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use?	We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure?	You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above.

CraftyCinderGirls Minecraft Server

Anime, Cinderella Girls, Competition, CraftyCinderGirls, dancing, Drama, dreams, Entertainment, Girls, group, idolmaster, IDOLS, it’s over, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Performance, series, Server, singing, television, THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls U149, U149

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	943

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, it’s a whole new world of craziness!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a giant tower made entirely of cake and it actually appeared!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: JosephTheJoker – This part starts off nice, and Joseph is a cool and entertaining Minecraft SMP player who loves to make everyone laugh with his hilarious antics!

AC/DC, action, Adventure, Anime, Antics, battle, BETRAYAL, Caesar’s death, Climax, Cool, Defeat, Drama, Entertaining, entertaining protagonist, final fights, friendship, hilarious, INTENSE, JOSEPH, JosephTheJoker, LAUGH, Loves.., Manga, Minecraft, Nice, part, player, Redemption, smp, starts.., Supernatural powers, Suspense, Suzi Q

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magic Items Found:	7091
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Joseph is the ultimate protagonist leading the way with his cool and entertaining antics. But wait, things take a wild turn when AC/DC decides to hijack Suzi Q and chaos ensues. And don’t even get me started on Caesar’s ridiculous death – pure horsecrap, I tell you!

But fear not, because the final fights with Joseph are bound to be legendary. Join our SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions, insane storylines, and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoInLawsMinecraftServer

aita, blocked communication, Cross Country, false promises, housing options, isolated brother, low-income, minimal contact, Moving in, NoInLawsMinecraftServer, not accommodating, poor decisions, property search, standing our ground, temporary commitment, unrealistic expectations, wife’s family

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Potions Brewed:	151	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with demanding family members like mother-in-laws and their boyfriends who expect you to house them and their animals!

Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you don’t have to deal with unrealistic expectations or false promises.

We offer a safe space where you can stand your ground and not accommodate pushy siblings who think you’re the only option for housing their relatives.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can say no to housing your mother-in-law and her boyfriend, but yes to helping them find a reasonable priced place (with no issues)!