ZoinksNoob Minecraft Servers

ZoinksNoob Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang

    Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2316
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Party Invite Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parties, insane stories, and non-stop fun!

    But that’s not all – our server is equipped with the latest A1111 and Forge/reForge installations, ComfyUI for maximum comfort, and even special guides for AMD users because we believe in inclusivity for all gamers!

    Looking to level up your gameplay? We’ve got you covered with SDXL Prompt and Inpaint guides, Train LORAs, and a treasure trove of trash resources including models & Loras, EasyFluffXL beta, and ControlNet for ultimate control.

    And if that’s not enough, we have AI boorus, Discord communities for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts, and even a browser extension to easily share and retrieve prompts. So what are you waiting for? Join our Party Invite Edition SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoldCraft007

    GoldCraft007
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7054
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server where we build giant goldeneye 007 levels and pretend we are james bond but with blocky heads and square guns. you can be the ultimate secret agent, sneaking around and blowing stuff up in pixelated glory.

    we have a special mod that turns all the mobs into evil villains trying to take over the world, so you have to stop them with your trusty pickaxe and diamond sword.

    plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. but shh, it’s a secret.

    join now and be part of the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected

    CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Votes: 7790
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got CO2 levels higher than a hot air balloon on steroids! Our atmosphere be so lit, it’s like a sauna up in here! Forget about those wimpy climate estimates, we’re talking about turning up the heat by 14 degrees, baby!

    Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.

    So, if you’re ready to turn up the heat and party like it’s the end of the world, join our Minecraft server now! Let’s make the earth sweat like never before! 🌞🏝️🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arkonius.de

    Arkonius.de
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1853
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2396 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ores Mined: 3709 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Minecraft CityBuild server based on a plot system, which has been extended by jobs and many unique features.

    Features: Starting with moving trains in the center of the spawn that can take you to all the jobs, there are many small commands like /armorstand, /itemframe or /post that give you many opportunities to lead a very creative CityBuild life. While /armorstand can be used to give arms to armor stands, for example, you can use /post to buy a mailbox and thereby receive mail or items via your plot. While these and many other commands can be used without limits even without a certain rank, with many ranks you get additional commands like /qrcode and /skullchest to make your build even better. There is also a moon and Mars as well as 2 other planets that can be reached with rockets from our spaceport (/planets). In addition to these basic features, we also offer extensions for Redstone. For example, you can use /technik to create automatic doors, have funnels filter items or add security “face scanners” to your Redstone doors. Additionally, there are robots (/robot) that can help you run farms on your plot.

    arkonius.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get Lost in the Warped Dimension – Where Vanilla Meets Chaos and Confusion!

    Get Lost in the Warped Dimension – Where Vanilla Meets Chaos and Confusion!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4768
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Mines Excavated: 1219
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 549321 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Warped SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-catering-canary-minecraft-smp/">Server</a>

    Warped SMP Server

    Overview:

    Type Semi-Vanilla
    Version 1.20+
    Compatibility Java & Bedrock
    Age Requirement 15+
    Inspiration Hermitcraft
    Whitelist Yes

    FAQ:

    How do I join Warped SMP?

    To join the server, you need to join our Discord and submit an application. Make sure to take your time with the application as we have high standards for new players.

    What is the server’s reset policy?

    We last reset the server earlier this year and have no plans for another reset anytime soon. We want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without the worry of a looming reset.

    What is the server’s community like?

    We have a friendly and diverse player base that encourages community collaboration. Many players form lasting friendships beyond the server and participate in group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

    What are the server rules?

    Our community values trust and respect, keeping drama to a minimum. While we have laid-back rules, we expect all players to follow them and treat others with respect.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AqoursCraft Minecraft Server

    AqoursCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2865
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 295 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Mari Birthday week event is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft avatar do the WaiWai dance! Join us for the Summer gacha where you can win virtual idols to accompany you on your block-building adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Nijigasaki Tokimeki Mirai Chizu has been announced for Switch, so you can navigate your way through our server with style. And don’t miss out on the Aqours Club 2024 set releasing on June 30th – it’s like a virtual party in your inventory!

    Bloom the smile, Bloom the dream! with our July 17th release, and get ready for the Aqours 5th Solo Albums starting on August 1st. The Tsubaki Takizakura Girls’ High School Idol Club After Party Album on August 21st is a must-listen, and the Cerise Bouquet 4th Single on September 4th will have you grooving in your Minecraft world.

    Join us for the Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 in theaters on September 6th, and don’t forget to check out the Dollchestra 4th Single on September 11th. Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single drops on October 2nd, just in time for the premiere of Superstar S3 airing in October.

    But that’s not all! Our server has SIF2 databases, teambuilders, and other miscellaneous stuff to enhance your gameplay experience. With our gameplay guides and card database, you’ll be a Minecraft idol master in no time.

    And for those who like to play on dead game offline/private servers, we’ve got guides to help you hack your way to victory. Check out our infodump for all the juicy details.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s make some virtual memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server

    RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8931
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ethnic robots who have their own incel discords! That’s right, you can join in on the wacky conversations and shenanigans of these robots as they navigate the world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in epic battles against evil villagers and hostile mobs as they fight for control of the server.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftReject Minecraft Server

    GiftReject Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5020
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 103
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted gifts from your girlfriend and her mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual treasures and no pressure to wear dress shoes or jewelry (unless you want to, of course).

    Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.

    So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendlessBlockParty

    BoyfriendlessBlockParty
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3854
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving a party early is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for epic adventures and never worry about being judged for wanting to head home early.

    On our server, you can call a virtual cab and leave the party whenever you please, no questions asked. Pour yourself a virtual drink and relax in the comfort of your own virtual home, without any judgment from your virtual boyfriend.

    Don’t worry about making a scene or embarrassing anyone, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come join us and never feel guilty for wanting to leave early again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VintageCraft Minecraft Server

    VintageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8669
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 New Chunks Explored: 922791
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft servers were filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun? Well, those days are back, baby! Join our server and experience the nostalgia of a time when creepers were the least of your worries.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. Legend has it that the house was so magnificent, it attracted a dragon who now guards it with its life. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the house as your own? Only one way to find out!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, the elusive dancing pig. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Join our server and witness the spectacle for yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The craziness awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition

    KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4512
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Potions Brewed: 76
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of just collecting useless internet points? Well, on our Minecraft server, every karma point you earn can be exchanged for actual cold hard cash! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, on our server, karma is the real currency!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!

    So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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