ZoinksNoob Minecraft Servers

ZoinksNoob Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang

    Minecraft SMP: Stable Diffusion General – SDG Gang
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3260
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Party Invite Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parties, insane stories, and non-stop fun!

    But that’s not all – our server is equipped with the latest A1111 and Forge/reForge installations, ComfyUI for maximum comfort, and even special guides for AMD users because we believe in inclusivity for all gamers!

    And if that’s not enough, we have AI boorus, Discord communities for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts, and even a browser extension to easily share and retrieve prompts. So what are you waiting for? Join our Party Invite Edition SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Sands 1.21.2

    Mystic Sands 1.21.2
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6098
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaSaidNoGriefers

    MommaSaidNoGriefers
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8215
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4331 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

    With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MovieSMP_CharSelect

    MovieSMP_CharSelect
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8942
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

    And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

    Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

    So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirthdayBlunderCraft

    BirthdayBlunderCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5619
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper8Billion

    CraftyCreeper8Billion
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6577
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3892
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

    Chimp Genes vs Human Brains
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 253
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieSMP

    AussieSMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8692
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
    Apply Here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

    Features:

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
    • Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
    • Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation.
    • Land claiming system for protecting builds.
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
    • Part of a growing network with a creative server.
    • External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

    Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

    What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

    The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

    Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

    Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chrono Portal 1.21

    Chrono Portal 1.21
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7922
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

    Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

    Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChildSupportCraft

    ChildSupportCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3933
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

    HypeGoneMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 208
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ores Mined: 3384 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

    But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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