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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.