| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 241 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9666 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7190 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2191 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1612 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5527 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3930 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6121 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1401 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2864 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2693 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 114 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
