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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4917
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mines Excavated:	3284	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!