Zlander Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ores Mined:	4733	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	106
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	158
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5547	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

Alliance, arms control, Ban, BanjoCraft, biden, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, negotiations, Politics, president, prime minister, SECURITY, shadows, Starmer, Storm, Storm Shadow missile, uk, US, weapons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!