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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Star Shards Collected:	163	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8791
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4459	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7480	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5739
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.