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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8058 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?
