Zionists Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Emeralds Found:	7224
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WallWars Minecraft Server

China, face the wall, globo homo, INVADING, killing, Leftists, Minecraft, Minions, nigs, Palestinans, POL, raping, russia, Server, support Palestine, trannies, WallWars, West, Zion order, Zionists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	936
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	553856	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being invaded by Palestinians and leftists in Minecraft? Join our server and align yourself with the mighty Zionists to protect your virtual homeland! We stand strong against globo homo and leftists, making us the last beacon of the West in the Minecraft world. Russia and China know their place in our new Zion order, so join us before it’s too late! Don’t let trannies and nigs take over your virtual country – join us and watch them cry as we defend our territory!

Crafty Zionists

anti-Israel, arrest, BIAS, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, discrimination, foreign policy, Globalism, Globohomo, Government, international relations, Israel, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, prejudice, Propaganda, Zionists

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Well, look no further than our server! We’re so anti-Israel that we’re out here trying to arrest their leaders and shake things up in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have epic battles and drama instead? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind server!

Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition

Allies, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, Enjoy, friendship, Geopolitics, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peace, positive vibes, really nice, thank you, thanks, ww3, Zionists

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!

HurtHub Minecraft Server

amazing marriage, ASD, banter, Best Friend, emotional manipulation, expressing feelings, gas-lighting, guilt tripping, hurt feelings, HurtHub, LOVE OF MY LIFE, man cave, Manipulation, Marriage, Minecraft, OCD, overreacted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, second marriage, Server, Vows, wind each other up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can banter with your friends and wind each other up? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some playful teasing and friendly competition!

Join us and experience the thrill of calling your friends a pain in the block, only to have them come back with even sassier remarks. Just like in real life, but in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’ve had past experiences with emotionally manipulative partners, don’t worry – our server is a safe space where you can express your feelings without fear of being gas-lighted. Unless, of course, you count getting burned by a lava trap in-game as gas-lighting.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of banter, building, and bonding. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who stole whose diamonds – now that’s true love in the world of Minecraft!

BasementBuddiesMC

accounting firm, Affair, basement, BasementBuddiesMC, BETRAYAL, Cheating, construction, coworker, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex, forgiveness, friendship, GTA, high school, Housing, Job, relationship, Rent

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7496	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, cheating scandals, and roommate drama that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where your friend’s ex-fiancé moves into your basement because he caught her cheating with a married coworker. And then imagine that friend getting mad at you for helping him out! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ex-fiancé forgiving his cheating ex and getting reengaged, all while living under the same roof. It’s a love triangle that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous drama while building your dream Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

TalentCraft: UselessSkills

bizarre talent, distinctive talent, exceptional skill, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, obscure talent, odd talent, offbeat talent, peculiar talent, quirky ability, random talent, rare talent, special ability, strange skill, TalentCraft, uncommon gift, uncommon talent, unique skill, unusual talent, useless talent, UselessSkills, weird skill

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	2885

Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly straight line? Do you have the uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends with virtual chickens? Whatever your rare or useless talent may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off!

Join us and become part of a community where your talents are celebrated, no matter how strange or seemingly pointless they may be. From building giant pixel art statues of llamas to organizing epic sheep races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden riches and become the wealthiest player in the land? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your rare or useless talent shine like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the blocky world!

CraftyKids: Legalize Love!

child marriage, Child protection, controversy, CraftyKids, culture, Decision making, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law, legalize, legislation, love, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, Parliament, Politics, Social Issues, tradition, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.

WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.

COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.

ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.

SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮

AtheroCraft: The Diabetic Adventure

Adventure, Alternative Medicine, Antioxidant, AtheroCraft, atherogenic risk, chronic disease, Curcumin, diabetes management, Diabetic, health, heart health, herbal supplement, holistic healing, inflammation, metabolic syndrome, natural remedies, obese, Patients, preventive care, Reduces, Type 2 DM, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds in the shape of cute lil’ piggies wearin’ top hats. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, ur chances of findin’ a secret village with unlimited emeralds increases by like, a million percent. plus, if u join now, u might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples and rare potions. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis epic server, right? come on, let’s go on a wild adventure together and discover all the crazy secrets this server has to offer!

Rencorner Minecraft: Where the mobs are friendly and the loot is funny! Join now for PVE, Cross Platform shenanigans!

bedrock edition, Cross, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, Discord, Earn Flight Time, Economy, Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience, FoxyMachines, Friendly, funny, Infinity Expansion, java edition, java-bedrock crossplay, Join, Loot, Minecraft, mobs, Multi Version Support, Network, new, Platform, PvE, Rencorner, server features, SF4, Shenanigans, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, Small Friendly Community, unique gameplay, Updated, Website

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Server Address🔌	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port 💻	25565
Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮	19132
Website	Rencorner.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

Server Features

New Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21 features and backwards compatible with clients down to 1.17!
Small Friendly Community – Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!
Unique Gameplay – Blend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting!
Earn Flight Time Server – Through Daily Logins and Voting for the server!
Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience – Economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, a totally unique survival experience!
Slimefun + Addons – SF4 , FoxyMachines, Infinity Expansion, SFCalc, SlimeTinker, CrystamaeHistoria, FluffyMachines – Open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels, and PVP arenas also included!
Plot (Creative) + Skyblock + RPG servers also available to play on our Network!

FAQ

Q: Can I connect to this server from both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from different platforms to play together.

Q: Are there any special gameplay features on this server?

A: Yes, the server offers a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay, along with unique enhancements such as Economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, and more.

Q: How can I earn flight time on the server?

A: You can earn flight time through daily logins and voting for the server.

Q: What additional content does Slimefun + Addons provide?

A: Slimefun + Addons open up a new world of possible items and builds, as well as incorporating economy, shops, skill levels, and PVP arenas.

Q: Are there other game modes available on the server?

A: Yes, in addition to the main server, there are also Plot (Creative), Skyblock, and RPG servers available to play on the network.

CraftyCat Minecraft Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, cat, CraftyCat, cuddly, cute, EYES, Feline, Fluffy, Furry, look at this cat, meow, Minecraft, Paws, pet, playful, purring, Server, SWEET, Tabby, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cats are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with fluffy felines who will guide you on epic adventures and help you conquer the blocky world.

Join us and witness the legendary Cat King, who sits on a throne made entirely of diamonds and meows commands to his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

But beware, for there are also evil creepers who have formed an alliance with the spiders to try and overthrow the Cat King. Will you join forces with the cats to protect the kingdom, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a minion of the creepers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure unlike any other!

GalacticGamerGirl in Minecraft SMP

angel, arcade games, character selection, Combat, Competitive Gaming, digital entertainment, Edition, Female Characters, Female fighters, Fighting Game, fighting game community, GalacticGamerGirl, gals, gaming culture, general, Girl Power, Minecraft, powerful females, SEXO, smp, Strong Women, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4634

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further than Angel Sexo Edition! This server is filled with hilariously inappropriate jokes and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with mobs dressed in lingerie, there’s never a dull moment on Angel Sexo Edition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Angel of Sex, a mythical creature who is said to grant wishes to those who can find her hidden lair. Will you be the one to uncover her secrets and reap the rewards?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Angel Sexo Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a little bit of naughty fun.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

bed sheets, bedroom lock, cleanliness, controlling behavior, dark sheets, discoloration, ensuite bathroom, guest room, gym routine, husband hygiene, husband’s habits, marital issues, Minecraft, mother-in-law, personal hygiene, relationship problems, Server, shower schedule, ShowerCraft, smelly husband, stinky husband, washing routine, white sheets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5484	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a daisy? Look no further than our server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us and escape the stench of real life with our virtual world where everyone smells like roses.

Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.

Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.

FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8096	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!